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Ian, Greg and Trevor Chappell have just left a press conference where have they announced they will be changing their name to Schappelle out of respect for Australia’s latest heroic outlaw. This move continues a line of extravagant celebrity statement on the Corby case after last week’s announcement by Cardinal Pell that he would be changing his christian name to Schap. It’s not all one way traffic though as Australian Idol finalist Chanel Cole has spoken publicly about the uneasy position she has been placed in by the similar sound of her name to Schappelle’s. “It is only a matter of one consonant difference,” the singer said, “I don’t want my name to cause anyone any trouble or confusion.” Sources suggest that Chanel now prefers to be known as ‘Pacifier’.

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About Nick Whittock

Nick Whittock’s 2nd book hows its (inken publisch) will be ready for the summer. In 2012 he had a chapbook published in the Vagabond Rare Objects series. It has a picture of a cricket bat on the front cover. His first book's cover was a reproduction of a photograph of cricketers lying on the ground.