It feels like a song should play out over the PA everytime he touches the ball – some late 90s power pop tune of course. Perhaps, in the interests reinvigorating the one day from of the game, the ICC could even attribute some statistical incentive – a runs value – to getting the ball to KP. & they’d have to invent a new umpiring signal to designate that a KP had been hit. Some sort of hair moulding mime.