Chester-Lee-Street

The game Australia are playing is a game of extreme measure and control. In the past week a lot has been said, jokingly, in desperate search for an answer to the strange problem that had arisen, about Australia lulling the English into a false sense of security. While I don’t buy this, and don’t believe for one moment that any of last weeks shananigans were planned, it is incontestable that there was something very lulling about the way Australia went about building its innings last night. It was careful, considered and patient batting. None of the brute domination that we are used to seeing, the beligerent power. Australia are starting from degree zero, slowly working up, making minor adjustments here and there – fitting their rhythms in with the rhythms of English conditions and English wickets. The total lack of panic that they have shown, the calmness they’ve presented must be worrying to the English camp. On last night’s performance they are getting close to tuned. Once the final, fine alterations are made Australia will be playing from a base that is already practically invincible, in full command with a total understanding of the environment and the forces that it is operating with. From here, at various points in time, timed with precision, we will see them launch back into the old intimidating style of abuse we are accustomed to. A carefully plotted route of drilling and launching. It will be phenomenal to watch. Lulling, and then a sudden sharp violence. A Kitano film.

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Nick Whittock’s 2nd book hows its (inken publisch) will be ready for the summer. In 2012 he had a chapbook published in the Vagabond Rare Objects series. It has a picture of a cricket bat on the front cover. His first book's cover was a reproduction of a photograph of cricketers lying on the ground.

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  1. Australia has been pretty much invincible in test cricket over the last few years. As an Englishman this is something I hate to see and I’m looking foward to it coming to an end this summer. We have probably the best team in a generation ans it will be a good contest. However, the main difference this summer is that the English public and media – and players – are out for Aussie blood. None of that polite clapping the batsman to the crease bollocks. Your boys are about to walk into Hell, we’re going to follow you from hotel to ground, if you think the Hill is intimidating you aint seen nothin’ yet.

    Me and the boys are bringing the football terrace to cricket and we’re going to rip your heads off and shit downs your necks!

    You tried doing it at RWC 2003 and failed. We’ll show you how it’s really done.

    Come and have a go if you think your hard enough.

  2. I think you’re right – the Australian’s have already walked into hell. They have also been learning, they’ve applied themselves rigorously to this learning, how to play there. How to play underground. It’s going to be great to watch them launching assaults into the higher atmospheres from out of the depths – occupying a vertical plane and playing along its full length. A Miyazaki film.

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