Now that cricket is sexy and all cricketers are going to be superstars, here’s a bit of a prediction from one of the many cricket prophets that I regularly consult. I showed the sage this picture of Warney – this is the future they saw:

Gilly seems a bit concerned, it’s like he’s the on field grooming expert. He’s probably got a bit of concealer and lip gloss tucked away in his pocket, a bit of hairspray and the like for quick touch ups. With all the hair on the field these days it’s only a matter of time. No more tea breaks – makeovers instead of overs.