player profile for kp

(mostly its actually about warney)

lindsay lohan : meangirls

those bars i had him drinking him

putting on weight him drinking

down those bars

hell take whatever ya tell

him putting on weight

now im queen bee those ruby lips cant excite me anymore

he channels all his brilliance into sport

all that he can sap from the world i didnt see it til now

he always had his revenge

from the top of the stair him casting a satisfied gaze

over the boiling crowd

he controls

people are owned by

him regina george makes all the sluts fugly and the purer ones

exquisite by precise degrees

the strategy is impeccable see him

executing a 3 way calling attack

him ponting buchanan

his conference calling techniques are honed

you should see him

disseminating information yeah the gags

dont make him laugh they only make him feel like catching

practice

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About Nick Whittock

Nick Whittock’s 2nd book hows its (inken publisch) will be ready for the summer. In 2012 he had a chapbook published in the Vagabond Rare Objects series. It has a picture of a cricket bat on the front cover. His first book's cover was a reproduction of a photograph of cricketers lying on the ground.

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  1. nicko your poems bring the cricket all the way to the shores of the firth of my great distant town like baggy green or bbc2 will never do. imagine being all the way on the other side of the world when glenn and shane walk off together for the last time. i know you will get me through. i feel apprehensive about the new year, perhaps the only way we can really see warnie out in true style is with a kidman piece.

  2. a kidman piece is a great idea. stand by though for my own final tribute to warne, the poem has been written and none will read it without weeping.

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