b x b 4

1 width ponting sighs gillys retiring

2 ponting pushes effortlessly through the off for 1

3 clarke defends on the front foot

4 clarke drives into the off good diving save good run

5 pathan turned to leg by ponting no run though there were thoughts of one

6 clarkes laughing away as ponting leaves more big boring width outside off

1 couple o runs or something

2 sharma width left sighs gillys retiring

3 ponting swishes outside off no contact

4 steers width nicely through gullys retiring for 2

5 ponting sick of width leaves

6 wiiddthhhh

poo ive gotta go get ready for work

b x b cont 2

1 ponting moves into 90s with another easy single

2 gillys retiring clarke pushes easy single into off

3 width pathan around the wkt

4 ponting deflects nicely with the angle and width down leg for 4

5 defended

drills mulch

1 partnership 102 gillys retiring clarke drives out to the sweeper on the point boundary for 2

2 tators are discussing declarration behind left outside off

3 beaten outside off little leg cutter nice ball clarke didnt really need to play

4 great running 2 runs turned off the hip only went about 20 metres

5 solid defensive push off a well placed front foot

6 clarke 46 drives a little awkwardly to mid off no run

b x b cont

1 long discussions man moves to fence at deep square leg, ponting pushes to the legside for 1

2 gillys retiring, big width clarke not interested, yawns

3 short, not that sharp, over the leg stump, clarke easily moves inside it out of harms way

4 almost a wide outside off, pathan looks d grade at the moment

5 gillys retiring oh a good ball nice and straight, squares clarke up and finds a bottom edge into the ground

6 nothing much

7 width

1 ponting top edges a hook shot for 4 sharma still has him a little troubled

2 defended

3 width big width

4 hit straight back sharma protects face

5 lets width go

6 one pushed through point

bbqs on cliffs pajeros

ball x ball

1 gillys retiring. clarke drives sharma happily through the off for one or two

2 sharma to ponting gillys retiring ponting moves across the crease and shoulders arms, a bit worried it might jag back but alls comfy

3 ponting gets a comfy edge through the gullys retiring region almost to the fence, little bit of dainty footwork on the boundary

4 clark pushes a straightish single gillys retiring

5 nothing much

6 nothing much

replays of dismissals, lots of movement, turn and swinging reverse

1 clarkes stance is balanced and confident, flicks to the leg for one gillys retiring

2 rauf adjusts hat. pathan sends down width outside off

3 pathan send down width outside off ponting sigh a little bored

4 width, ponting thinks about how gillys retiring and doesnt even really bother with the delivery at all

6 ponting drives solidly to mid off no run

1 clarke defends aggressively to mid on, sharma falls down whoopsy

2 clarke defends comfy

3 clarke flashes a drive at some width misses keeper misses too no damage done

4 lots of width there

5 width clarke pushes easily through point for one

6 3/330

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TAIT

m the black river itself

feeding on the flesh providing a

sperm that glows n

mouths tender

words ears providing a sperm that

glows ears providing

the love n responsibility my deliveries

are cold smash

into the bat mouths tender smash

into the bat smash into

the black river itself glows m a

force of pure destruction m

predator silver

words ears m force mms

down ya mouth

s tender river

providing a sperm n

relief from the bonds of human ears

i require nothing n give nothing providing

nothing itself feeding on the flesh providing

nothing nothing but

entertainment itself idve thought punterd understand

m

form is pure a long tailed sperm that glows stronger

than i ever thought i could be stronger than

yesterday m loneliness aint killin me no more here we

go kill m m

other i feel so small here we go we go

so small i guess i

need you baby feed on the flesh that glows

n mouths

tender words ear flesh

flesh flesh

m swordplay is not slick

but yr tied flesh kookaburras

blood stained n m

smashn into the bat kookaburras blood

stained kookaburras

madly reversing

providing mself thats freaky but i still know

whats cute and whats not

thats freaky

not driven to this but choosing

the black river itself m

silver predator providing

a sperm that glows silver feeding

on the flesh of m mother n children father

dont let me be the last to know

m father born to make you happy

born to make you happy

born to make you happy

dont know how to live

without yr love

predator

flesh providing love n responsibility

deliveries a sperm that glows silver love

n responsibility deliveries lovn

it in the middle

an over that is mine

you beg of me to be calm

words ear beg

of me to be calm words

dont wanna mess around

wanna settle down providing

love n responsibility the flesh you need mouths

10d

ulkar i may bleed

from m mouths tender but will not die

love take me on a leash to a place ive never known

but will not die leash to a place ive never known

perth

The first 2 days were harsh days of cricket at its most distant and slippery (sunscreen smeared). I couldnt get a handle on it. The WACA is a beautiful little stadium but it needs a bit of care, an investment in more yards of shade cloth, and a review of its security co. contract. The WACA’s grassy banks should be the most perfect places to watch cricket from but they arent. Shade is too minimal and security is too imbecilic, overdone. Day 2 was 42 degrees, standing in the shade was banned. Stopping people from standing in thoroughfares at the SCG is fair enough – you can barely move at the SCG – but at the little WACA with its capacity of about 18000, theres barely even queues for hotdogs at lunch. Day 1 unfolded slowly with pace bowler after pace bowler shifting in and out of the attack – some nice partneships almost developed in the middle session. Clark/Johnson : Lee/Tait v Dravid/10dulkar. Dravid and 10 managed to hit odd boundaries diminishing the forms that were building up around them without ever really imposing any form themselves. These were cloudless skies. Day 2 there were hallucinations of sweet little m**key magic clouds whistling along, coming to sit above one’s head and slow the melting. But the real forms were elsewhere. The australian batting was imaginary, the shapes produced by the indian attack were unaccountable. Something beyond geometry. Australia needed ice but the conditions didnt support it. Some el sombreroed ones in the crowd spoke with respect of a banner that had been hung on the fence depicting m**key magic leaping from a golden cloud. It was no longer there and they wondered if it ever really was. The 3 indian pacemen were clearly enjoying being a pace attack.

Day 3 the test emerged into the real. Cloudcover. Clark and Lee in form. Even Tait, in the last over before lunch, was finding something that might have been called form. Unfortunately for Taito Ponting lacked any confidence in his spearthrower and Tait wasn’t seen after lunch. The middle session was a very curious one. Ponting had given up on Tait and Johnson all together. Laxman was batting with Dhoni. 1 more wkt and india could have been sunk with Australia needing to chase around 250/300. Dhoni was looking scratchy early. Ponting brings on Clarke and Symonds. Plays Dhoni into form. He waits a long long time before he brings Lee into the attack. It was unfathomable that, with the breakthrough absolutely imperative, Ponting didn’t even look like wanting it. Australia lost the test here. it was the first time ive ever seen Punter not back his team to do the job. His batting in the 2nd innings displayed the same lack of energy and belief. Sharma made him look clueless. Clarke’s 80 was the best innings of the match and Johnson won back some hearts with his swashbuckling batting at the jolly jolly end of the test after all had been decided. It was a great fun way to go down. The Swami army dancing dancing. One feels that the hearts Johnson won with his batting could be quite fickle though. For the first time in many years the Australian crowd are watching a team that they do not yet have faith in. Johnson and Tait bare the brunt of it. Popular opinion would have Tait never ever play another Test. I dearly hope he plays in Adelaide and gets some backing from his captain.

^v^^v^v**

cricket worlds gone bananas

india are in a tizz n threatening taking

their bat n stumps n heading home

the stuff thats being written!!!!!!!!

roebucks lost his marbles completey

everyones acting like a bunch of m**keys

the pup is a wonder

boy m**key king takes a great low catch

and dreams up a finish that no one seems

tove noticed indias brilliant at

deflecting shame n disgrace

bhaji wears a great tshirt

border gavaskar 2nd test – day 4

a test for the ages with it all. great cricket, great controversy after great controversy. controversies that reach to the limits of human existence, thowing into question law and language – the basics. a double abandoned cartwheel side roll (that harbhajan can be one funny little monkey at times!) there’s been an awful lot of talk going on outside this game of cricket about things said within the game – extraordinary considering all thats ever talked about within a game of crickets kfc.

at the beginning of the cricket show (during the lunchbreak) s odonnell said “i wish we could spend the whole show talking about harbhajans double side roll but instead we have to talk about the controversy over what he said to roy symonds.” undoubtedly the most intelligent sentiment s odonnell has ever expressed. what a great cricket show it could have been!! surely the double abandoned cartwheel side roll should exonerate harbhajan from any charges? a positive, giving atonement rather than the

punitive.

the super slow motion highlights of 10dulkars innings yesterday (i didn’t get to see any of it) were probably the most beautiful things ive ever seen

the period of play leading up to and immediately following haydens incredibly bold decision to start reverse sweeping harbhajan was probably the best period of test cricket ive seen since maybe the first session of the first ashes test 2005. everything was so tight, the bowling was threatening, hussey and hayden were tight and nervous, the sweep shot was being severely challenged (jaques had fallen that way – australia were fragile). the reverse sweep was a stroke of genius that changed the game almost immediately. somewhat blinded by the sheer audaciousness of the act kumble changed the field far to rapidly. hayden and hussey carefully pounced.