prior to the test of our ricky pontings lord mj clarked 23 tips for succesful living:

when eatin wearin

a hoodie tie the cords back

drinkin beam take it neat

w a single ice block

lose the ability

to distinguish batting

from not batting life

when laras sittin

on yr shoulders remember

that cats there

chew bubblegum flav

oured chewing gum

listening to joy

division think by making

sounds

to execute the

high five look at the

other cats elbow

on the ice road use

low gear n wear skins

know the policy

and when its practical to

apply it

doin yr hair is

less important than doin

things with close regard

to how its sittin

bowies suggestions

always demand respect

watchin truckers die

i learn no journeys an end

no innings complete

when alls left aheads

lonely winter indulge yr

inner footy hero card

i look good in warnos

lambo i look good in

hover lara back

craft to track you

hover in the air

trust the field to find yr cap stylish

coffee qualitys

in inverse into steak sandwich quality

only dead ends just a

tight bend turn n call loudly

run on buddy

once dead it is

no longer possible

to destroy any attack

wing attack must wear

the wristband

on the left

indulge man leather footy

hero card

select

pear

intense

blinding

noir

lambies

the 24th tip is:

goin out on a

carrot m more autistic

than diabetic