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pitch report: we ricky ponting must strike early n hard

we thump hard clara must strike fast n with joy

our gum doesnt stand a chance

1.1 trott edges the top of his pad

1.2 trott skies a ball without control into a vacant area of the infield

1.3 we ricky ponting must accumulate chance until it falls 4 us

1.4 n what we take from our gum

1.5 s slowly released to the air currents

1.6 whole things calibrated according to times way of walking sideways out of the event

2.1 thesere key overs

2.2 more key than we ricky ponting could everve hoped

2.3 we ricky ponting wait in a new position were creating something

2.4 build it in a day claras eyes out

2.5 beards a pelt

2.6 let me pelt the wkts with my comets

3.1 fill the tube

3.2 the air

3.3 the heads of batsmen

3.4 put it up there

3.5 thingsve been dark for too long

3.6 m beak spits

4.1 theres no evil in all directions

4.2 clara bides her time

4.3 claras biding alright!

4.4 we ricky ponting chew gum

4.5 a cow in our previous life our hide made cricket balls

4.6 ruminating like a speed freak

5.1 off spin of our ricky pontings chewing gum

5.2 in a life claras a rain cloud

5.3 lvs the betfair blimp

5.4 when we stop chewing

5.5 our cow skin splits our human skin we chew detached chunks of our flesh

5.6 itd be good to kick something

6.1 the last time i became aware of cricket was 6 months ago

6.2 snick it ya

6.3 oblong

6.4 it runs fast over the oblong

6.5

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About Nick Whittock

Nick Whittock’s 2nd book hows its (inken publisch) will be ready for the summer. In 2012 he had a chapbook published in the Vagabond Rare Objects series. It has a picture of a cricket bat on the front cover. His first book's cover was a reproduction of a photograph of cricketers lying on the ground.

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