About Nick Whittock

Nick Whittock’s 2nd book hows its (inken publisch) will be ready for the summer. In 2012 he had a chapbook published in the Vagabond Rare Objects series. It has a picture of a cricket bat on the front cover. His first book's cover was a reproduction of a photograph of cricketers lying on the ground.

Bring on the ipl

theory: low scores in triangular are a manifestation of the impact 20 20 is having upon its mothership

rationale:

batsmen’s wkt devalued

every ball (aggregate) increased in value

corollary to rationale:

batsmen looser

bowler tighter

statement:

20 20 is a bowlers game

thesis:

20 20 has raised the bar for defensive bowling in 50 over crkt in a way that resonates with the change in batting (attacking) test crkt experienced, born out of the 50 over environment.

the cry: Bring on the ipl n plummeting run rate graphs!

game 3 ball x ball 2

rejoining over 25.3 sri lanka 7/96

25.3 bracksy to vaas smashes a 4 over midwkt – hackin

25.4 defended

25.5 bracks bowling so slow!

25.6 high straight hit for four mitch slides into the rope headfirst after the ball, looked kinda fun

26.1

26.2 hogg to vaas malingas wearing feathers on his legs

26.3 hogg bowling faster than backsy

26.6

27.1 Lee!! to malinga. defended

27.2

27.3 quick single, lovely under arm flick into the stumps, shouldve been an easy single but replays show he’s dropped his bat and his not grounded his foot… hmmmm hours of conversation out of this one. its out. hmmmm great work by symo whatever

27.4 murali to the crease vaas on strike, flicks off the hip hussey slides on the boundary to save the four, murali happy with 2 2 stay off strike

28.1 rule suggests malinga was actually out vaas sweeps high in the air just wide of mitch at deep square

28.2 hogg to murali sweeps for 1

28.6 vaas smashes 4 through midon flat bat

ball x ball game 3 sri lanka v australia 1

shit sangakarras out before ive even started, is there any point writing anymore?

over 19.4

bracken to the new batsman dilshan

trys a little sweepy top edge over the slips for some

19.5 wide one from bracksy

19

oh computer breaking down in analogy to sri lanka

theyve fallen to 7/93 in a matter of about 5 overs

hogg n bracken destroying

b x b 4

1 width ponting sighs gillys retiring

2 ponting pushes effortlessly through the off for 1

3 clarke defends on the front foot

4 clarke drives into the off good diving save good run

5 pathan turned to leg by ponting no run though there were thoughts of one

6 clarkes laughing away as ponting leaves more big boring width outside off

1 couple o runs or something

2 sharma width left sighs gillys retiring

3 ponting swishes outside off no contact

4 steers width nicely through gullys retiring for 2

5 ponting sick of width leaves

6 wiiddthhhh

poo ive gotta go get ready for work

b x b cont 2

1 ponting moves into 90s with another easy single

2 gillys retiring clarke pushes easy single into off

3 width pathan around the wkt

4 ponting deflects nicely with the angle and width down leg for 4

5 defended

drills mulch

1 partnership 102 gillys retiring clarke drives out to the sweeper on the point boundary for 2

2 tators are discussing declarration behind left outside off

3 beaten outside off little leg cutter nice ball clarke didnt really need to play

4 great running 2 runs turned off the hip only went about 20 metres

5 solid defensive push off a well placed front foot

6 clarke 46 drives a little awkwardly to mid off no run

b x b cont

1 long discussions man moves to fence at deep square leg, ponting pushes to the legside for 1

2 gillys retiring, big width clarke not interested, yawns

3 short, not that sharp, over the leg stump, clarke easily moves inside it out of harms way

4 almost a wide outside off, pathan looks d grade at the moment

5 gillys retiring oh a good ball nice and straight, squares clarke up and finds a bottom edge into the ground

6 nothing much

7 width

1 ponting top edges a hook shot for 4 sharma still has him a little troubled

2 defended

3 width big width

4 hit straight back sharma protects face

5 lets width go

6 one pushed through point

bbqs on cliffs pajeros

ball x ball

1 gillys retiring. clarke drives sharma happily through the off for one or two

2 sharma to ponting gillys retiring ponting moves across the crease and shoulders arms, a bit worried it might jag back but alls comfy

3 ponting gets a comfy edge through the gullys retiring region almost to the fence, little bit of dainty footwork on the boundary

4 clark pushes a straightish single gillys retiring

5 nothing much

6 nothing much

replays of dismissals, lots of movement, turn and swinging reverse

1 clarkes stance is balanced and confident, flicks to the leg for one gillys retiring

2 rauf adjusts hat. pathan sends down width outside off

3 pathan send down width outside off ponting sigh a little bored

4 width, ponting thinks about how gillys retiring and doesnt even really bother with the delivery at all

6 ponting drives solidly to mid off no run

1 clarke defends aggressively to mid on, sharma falls down whoopsy

2 clarke defends comfy

3 clarke flashes a drive at some width misses keeper misses too no damage done

4 lots of width there

5 width clarke pushes easily through point for one

6 3/330

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TAIT

m the black river itself

feeding on the flesh providing a

sperm that glows n

mouths tender

words ears providing a sperm that

glows ears providing

the love n responsibility my deliveries

are cold smash

into the bat mouths tender smash

into the bat smash into

the black river itself glows m a

force of pure destruction m

predator silver

words ears m force mms

down ya mouth

s tender river

providing a sperm n

relief from the bonds of human ears

i require nothing n give nothing providing

nothing itself feeding on the flesh providing

nothing nothing but

entertainment itself idve thought punterd understand

m

form is pure a long tailed sperm that glows stronger

than i ever thought i could be stronger than

yesterday m loneliness aint killin me no more here we

go kill m m

other i feel so small here we go we go

so small i guess i

need you baby feed on the flesh that glows

n mouths

tender words ear flesh

flesh flesh

m swordplay is not slick

but yr tied flesh kookaburras

blood stained n m

smashn into the bat kookaburras blood

stained kookaburras

madly reversing

providing mself thats freaky but i still know

whats cute and whats not

thats freaky

not driven to this but choosing

the black river itself m

silver predator providing

a sperm that glows silver feeding

on the flesh of m mother n children father

dont let me be the last to know

m father born to make you happy

born to make you happy

born to make you happy

dont know how to live

without yr love

predator

flesh providing love n responsibility

deliveries a sperm that glows silver love

n responsibility deliveries lovn

it in the middle

an over that is mine

you beg of me to be calm

words ear beg

of me to be calm words

dont wanna mess around

wanna settle down providing

love n responsibility the flesh you need mouths

10d

ulkar i may bleed

from m mouths tender but will not die

love take me on a leash to a place ive never known

but will not die leash to a place ive never known

perth

The first 2 days were harsh days of cricket at its most distant and slippery (sunscreen smeared). I couldnt get a handle on it. The WACA is a beautiful little stadium but it needs a bit of care, an investment in more yards of shade cloth, and a review of its security co. contract. The WACA’s grassy banks should be the most perfect places to watch cricket from but they arent. Shade is too minimal and security is too imbecilic, overdone. Day 2 was 42 degrees, standing in the shade was banned. Stopping people from standing in thoroughfares at the SCG is fair enough – you can barely move at the SCG – but at the little WACA with its capacity of about 18000, theres barely even queues for hotdogs at lunch. Day 1 unfolded slowly with pace bowler after pace bowler shifting in and out of the attack – some nice partneships almost developed in the middle session. Clark/Johnson : Lee/Tait v Dravid/10dulkar. Dravid and 10 managed to hit odd boundaries diminishing the forms that were building up around them without ever really imposing any form themselves. These were cloudless skies. Day 2 there were hallucinations of sweet little m**key magic clouds whistling along, coming to sit above one’s head and slow the melting. But the real forms were elsewhere. The australian batting was imaginary, the shapes produced by the indian attack were unaccountable. Something beyond geometry. Australia needed ice but the conditions didnt support it. Some el sombreroed ones in the crowd spoke with respect of a banner that had been hung on the fence depicting m**key magic leaping from a golden cloud. It was no longer there and they wondered if it ever really was. The 3 indian pacemen were clearly enjoying being a pace attack.

Day 3 the test emerged into the real. Cloudcover. Clark and Lee in form. Even Tait, in the last over before lunch, was finding something that might have been called form. Unfortunately for Taito Ponting lacked any confidence in his spearthrower and Tait wasn’t seen after lunch. The middle session was a very curious one. Ponting had given up on Tait and Johnson all together. Laxman was batting with Dhoni. 1 more wkt and india could have been sunk with Australia needing to chase around 250/300. Dhoni was looking scratchy early. Ponting brings on Clarke and Symonds. Plays Dhoni into form. He waits a long long time before he brings Lee into the attack. It was unfathomable that, with the breakthrough absolutely imperative, Ponting didn’t even look like wanting it. Australia lost the test here. it was the first time ive ever seen Punter not back his team to do the job. His batting in the 2nd innings displayed the same lack of energy and belief. Sharma made him look clueless. Clarke’s 80 was the best innings of the match and Johnson won back some hearts with his swashbuckling batting at the jolly jolly end of the test after all had been decided. It was a great fun way to go down. The Swami army dancing dancing. One feels that the hearts Johnson won with his batting could be quite fickle though. For the first time in many years the Australian crowd are watching a team that they do not yet have faith in. Johnson and Tait bare the brunt of it. Popular opinion would have Tait never ever play another Test. I dearly hope he plays in Adelaide and gets some backing from his captain.