perth

The first 2 days were harsh days of cricket at its most distant and slippery (sunscreen smeared). I couldnt get a handle on it. The WACA is a beautiful little stadium but it needs a bit of care, an investment in more yards of shade cloth, and a review of its security co. contract. The WACA’s grassy banks should be the most perfect places to watch cricket from but they arent. Shade is too minimal and security is too imbecilic, overdone. Day 2 was 42 degrees, standing in the shade was banned. Stopping people from standing in thoroughfares at the SCG is fair enough – you can barely move at the SCG – but at the little WACA with its capacity of about 18000, theres barely even queues for hotdogs at lunch. Day 1 unfolded slowly with pace bowler after pace bowler shifting in and out of the attack – some nice partneships almost developed in the middle session. Clark/Johnson : Lee/Tait v Dravid/10dulkar. Dravid and 10 managed to hit odd boundaries diminishing the forms that were building up around them without ever really imposing any form themselves. These were cloudless skies. Day 2 there were hallucinations of sweet little m**key magic clouds whistling along, coming to sit above one’s head and slow the melting. But the real forms were elsewhere. The australian batting was imaginary, the shapes produced by the indian attack were unaccountable. Something beyond geometry. Australia needed ice but the conditions didnt support it. Some el sombreroed ones in the crowd spoke with respect of a banner that had been hung on the fence depicting m**key magic leaping from a golden cloud. It was no longer there and they wondered if it ever really was. The 3 indian pacemen were clearly enjoying being a pace attack.

Day 3 the test emerged into the real. Cloudcover. Clark and Lee in form. Even Tait, in the last over before lunch, was finding something that might have been called form. Unfortunately for Taito Ponting lacked any confidence in his spearthrower and Tait wasn’t seen after lunch. The middle session was a very curious one. Ponting had given up on Tait and Johnson all together. Laxman was batting with Dhoni. 1 more wkt and india could have been sunk with Australia needing to chase around 250/300. Dhoni was looking scratchy early. Ponting brings on Clarke and Symonds. Plays Dhoni into form. He waits a long long time before he brings Lee into the attack. It was unfathomable that, with the breakthrough absolutely imperative, Ponting didn’t even look like wanting it. Australia lost the test here. it was the first time ive ever seen Punter not back his team to do the job. His batting in the 2nd innings displayed the same lack of energy and belief. Sharma made him look clueless. Clarke’s 80 was the best innings of the match and Johnson won back some hearts with his swashbuckling batting at the jolly jolly end of the test after all had been decided. It was a great fun way to go down. The Swami army dancing dancing. One feels that the hearts Johnson won with his batting could be quite fickle though. For the first time in many years the Australian crowd are watching a team that they do not yet have faith in. Johnson and Tait bare the brunt of it. Popular opinion would have Tait never ever play another Test. I dearly hope he plays in Adelaide and gets some backing from his captain.

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cricket worlds gone bananas

india are in a tizz n threatening taking

their bat n stumps n heading home

the stuff thats being written!!!!!!!!

roebucks lost his marbles completey

everyones acting like a bunch of m**keys

the pup is a wonder

boy m**key king takes a great low catch

and dreams up a finish that no one seems

tove noticed indias brilliant at

deflecting shame n disgrace

bhaji wears a great tshirt

border gavaskar 2nd test – day 4

a test for the ages with it all. great cricket, great controversy after great controversy. controversies that reach to the limits of human existence, thowing into question law and language – the basics. a double abandoned cartwheel side roll (that harbhajan can be one funny little monkey at times!) there’s been an awful lot of talk going on outside this game of cricket about things said within the game – extraordinary considering all thats ever talked about within a game of crickets kfc.

at the beginning of the cricket show (during the lunchbreak) s odonnell said “i wish we could spend the whole show talking about harbhajans double side roll but instead we have to talk about the controversy over what he said to roy symonds.” undoubtedly the most intelligent sentiment s odonnell has ever expressed. what a great cricket show it could have been!! surely the double abandoned cartwheel side roll should exonerate harbhajan from any charges? a positive, giving atonement rather than the

punitive.

the super slow motion highlights of 10dulkars innings yesterday (i didn’t get to see any of it) were probably the most beautiful things ive ever seen

the period of play leading up to and immediately following haydens incredibly bold decision to start reverse sweeping harbhajan was probably the best period of test cricket ive seen since maybe the first session of the first ashes test 2005. everything was so tight, the bowling was threatening, hussey and hayden were tight and nervous, the sweep shot was being severely challenged (jaques had fallen that way – australia were fragile). the reverse sweep was a stroke of genius that changed the game almost immediately. somewhat blinded by the sheer audaciousness of the act kumble changed the field far to rapidly. hayden and hussey carefully pounced.

macgi1111

run away, run away from the pain – aerosmith

i am very keen to

have the opportunity to

express myself to

uch

someone my way

one that turns away

to off its just beautiful way

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avoid the mob at

all costs engage the nat

ion joy divis

ion the nation is

in my two

hands

i sony murali v warne 4eva

murali is great, he is beyond reproach.

warne is great, he possibly isn’t beyond reproach, but any reproach is really only trifling.

warne repeats an eternal, distressingly universal reproach made against murali

murali hears of this

murali harshly reproaches warne

it is only ever warnes character that is reproached, never his action

though his sincerity in almost universally questioned, warne is wounded and sorry

murali accepts the apology

they laud each other

it is noticed that there are some discrepancies in warnes account

though these are blatant they are also very very trifling

it is seen fit to point them out to murali

muralis character has never been in question, only his action

the discrepancies are carefully pointed out to murali

he returns to his earlier stance on misery

muralis action, warnes character are powerful demonic forms, little understood and frightening

respectively they are each bowlers heroic trait from which all prowess springs – particular adaptations

that allow the organism to rise above all prior and contemporary forms

warne challenges muralis action

murali challenges warnes character

warne earnestly denies everything, murali forgets it ever happened

those that have it in for warne (or that have a stake in maintaining the myth of warne’s fallability)

find a problem with warnes sincerity and hand their facts over to murali

murali (impressionable/not impressed) feels that warne is miserable after all

warne will smooth things over

warne = smooth = sorry = misunderstood

murali = impressionable = sorry = misunderstood

warne + murali = 2 silver claws in vertical configuration

4eva