experiment 2 day 3

a standard formula looks like this (0 v [0) v 0] etc

so young and full of passion

even if wed a wish to

its not within our power to stop him

cricket can be difficult to pin down

it takes place upon a floating spinning interstellar disc

over a vague vast period of time

its forms change constantly each

particular form is always absolutely interchangeable

with any other form hussey will umpire the afternoon session

crickets absurdity is not only apparent but actual

a michael clarke form is taken up and developed

the infinite is added to

(clarke v [duminy) + steyn] etc

today was unthinkable

but only if yr lazy baby

each taking up of form constitutes a battle between universes

eventually there is some kind of outcome

things fall a certain way and the entire field of universes are reconstituted

accordingly if one is to grasp this through the

commitment of some act of passion sense the field and come to live with it

one is now infinite siddhartha joan of arc kierkegaard 4ier

duminy everything falls head over heels for duminy

to understand the greatness of duminys innings one only has to

think what if mcgrath and warne were playing and realise

it would have made absolutely no difference

experiment 2 day 1

the sun deligthful green squares shimmering and shifting on vertical planes

crowd moronic beer snakes delightful

clarke bats an innings rooted in faith – that at some point his fellows would choose also to bat or that by virtue of still being in the time would arrive for him to march launch an assault of his own

amidst dropping wkts and a faithless crowd with no time for cricket or clarke or a struggling team clarke maintains. 30 runs from 150 balls he would have been perfectly happy to have scored 0 yet still be in after 150 balls. its possible a test match rests on the movements of clarkes faith and the way the powers it produces fall

the experiment so far has followed a form of attrition. rsa largely set benign fields bowled full and straight (very well) and waited for errors clarke denied all possibility of error and on the strength of faith batted himself deep into the ground. day 2 we watch carefully for the first signs of him wriggling free then blazing in the infinite. an innings of value = to 2 simultaneuous beer snakes stretching the length of the great southern stand concourse – bending in an unlikely curve to join up at the ends faith and son in tact

experiment 1 – summary document

rsa v aus 08/09 waca

admire the right apply own

techniques of faith

floors blue wcws likes

doors peeling

the cat rests apply own

techniques of faith gardens

cooch smells dried out her shit

smells dried out the heats on

match considers

abraham david lynch has it coo

ch smells dried out her shit

counts more than prophets calculate

admire the right

though it may be absurd

bungled defence blue

wcws likes doors peeling

experiment 1 – report

faith falls to a side

somehow from some point of judgement

a favourite outcome is determined

the faithful know that every movement every fall is ultimately a favourable one for themselves

(the self not being an individual but an elemement in a purely consistent universe)

universes battle for faith

capturing believers souls

mcgrath will not be bothered his prophecy is a joke

it was never anymore than a provocative expression of his unbending belief

the numbers will always come up his way in the end

the mutterman returns home faith and son in tact

rsa v aus : an analysis of faith : experiment match 1 – day 0

with a 3-0 prediction of another whitewash the mutterman has posed the idea the entire series will dwell on

over the three test matches the cricket will explore territories of faith and perhaps bring about some epiphanies on the topic

the ultimate test will be whether mutterman is proven to be one of johannes de silentio’s knights of faith. how this may be proved or exactly what set of circumstances would constitute proof cannot be known. this is only a test. an experimentation

faith begins precisely where thinking leaves off

perth

The first 2 days were harsh days of cricket at its most distant and slippery (sunscreen smeared). I couldnt get a handle on it. The WACA is a beautiful little stadium but it needs a bit of care, an investment in more yards of shade cloth, and a review of its security co. contract. The WACA’s grassy banks should be the most perfect places to watch cricket from but they arent. Shade is too minimal and security is too imbecilic, overdone. Day 2 was 42 degrees, standing in the shade was banned. Stopping people from standing in thoroughfares at the SCG is fair enough – you can barely move at the SCG – but at the little WACA with its capacity of about 18000, theres barely even queues for hotdogs at lunch. Day 1 unfolded slowly with pace bowler after pace bowler shifting in and out of the attack – some nice partneships almost developed in the middle session. Clark/Johnson : Lee/Tait v Dravid/10dulkar. Dravid and 10 managed to hit odd boundaries diminishing the forms that were building up around them without ever really imposing any form themselves. These were cloudless skies. Day 2 there were hallucinations of sweet little m**key magic clouds whistling along, coming to sit above one’s head and slow the melting. But the real forms were elsewhere. The australian batting was imaginary, the shapes produced by the indian attack were unaccountable. Something beyond geometry. Australia needed ice but the conditions didnt support it. Some el sombreroed ones in the crowd spoke with respect of a banner that had been hung on the fence depicting m**key magic leaping from a golden cloud. It was no longer there and they wondered if it ever really was. The 3 indian pacemen were clearly enjoying being a pace attack.

Day 3 the test emerged into the real. Cloudcover. Clark and Lee in form. Even Tait, in the last over before lunch, was finding something that might have been called form. Unfortunately for Taito Ponting lacked any confidence in his spearthrower and Tait wasn’t seen after lunch. The middle session was a very curious one. Ponting had given up on Tait and Johnson all together. Laxman was batting with Dhoni. 1 more wkt and india could have been sunk with Australia needing to chase around 250/300. Dhoni was looking scratchy early. Ponting brings on Clarke and Symonds. Plays Dhoni into form. He waits a long long time before he brings Lee into the attack. It was unfathomable that, with the breakthrough absolutely imperative, Ponting didn’t even look like wanting it. Australia lost the test here. it was the first time ive ever seen Punter not back his team to do the job. His batting in the 2nd innings displayed the same lack of energy and belief. Sharma made him look clueless. Clarke’s 80 was the best innings of the match and Johnson won back some hearts with his swashbuckling batting at the jolly jolly end of the test after all had been decided. It was a great fun way to go down. The Swami army dancing dancing. One feels that the hearts Johnson won with his batting could be quite fickle though. For the first time in many years the Australian crowd are watching a team that they do not yet have faith in. Johnson and Tait bare the brunt of it. Popular opinion would have Tait never ever play another Test. I dearly hope he plays in Adelaide and gets some backing from his captain.

faith, hope

“Noel Coward once said that he could handle the despair; it was the hope he couldn’t stand.” From Gideon Haigh’s Ashes Diary.

I quite like the hope. I don’t think my hopes can possibly be disappointed from here on in. If I’m hoping for great cricket matches then I can’t be happier with the way my hopes have already been met. The thing that was becoming an issue for me was faith. The faith that no matter how good England are (and they are amazingly good – especially their bowling attack) my boys will not let England win these Ashes. Some sort of faith that England don’t quite deserve it yet (the current Australian team certainly doesn’t deserve to lose) and that justice will be done. Obviously this faith has been wavering. Hayden hasn’t produced the immensity of batting that I was sure he was going to – none of the batsmen had until Ponting on Monday. Gillespie has found nothing to provide fuel to faith. I was sure El Warno was going to complete that century on Sunday, I had complete faith in him, yet I was let down once again. My faith was strong after Edgbaston even though Australia had lost. The fight they provided was more than I had ever expected. I took this as an entirely good omen. After the first four and a half days of the Old Trafford test faith was gone, I was sure I would awaken to the news that Australia had been bowled out in the second last over. Close things were going England’s way – they had done everything to deserve it. Everything, it turned out, except win. Ponting’s quest was one of immaculate application. Faith is restored. My feeling after Edgbaston was that England wouldn’t win another test this series. Obviously that idea had been dismissed long ago. It is now back in force. Faith has been putting on this wonderfully exhilirating binary dance – a series of zeroes and 1s. May this spectacular light show go on, from this point on it will be superficial. The overall faith in the boys is as solid now as it ever was.

Clarkie is still to unleash his full powers (waiting for the right moment, the ultimate test, when everything is on the line).

Hayden is still due to annihilate.

El Warno may never score a test century but his greatness is unquestionable – he is forever redeemed.

McGrath has a new foot – his rejuvenation has begun, piece by piece (Brett Lee was given the grisly hand me down – it’s good to keep a high quality spare).

Ponting has graduated.

Perhaps Dizzy can even become a new master of reverse swing – he has 8 days.