theres nothing i hate more than a huddle. england love them everyday in everyway. theres nothing that expresses less about a team as a functioning unit. prescribed moment of bonding. england though are working another display of comraderie towards a similar level of hateful absurdity. today mcgrath bowled a delivery to flintoff that ripped back and beat the inside edge of his bat – cut im in half. collingwood came down the wkt and the two batsmen touched gloves. gideon haighs been counting englands glove touches – cook had 4 before hed even scored a run.
two great moments of commentary
1. today i listened to the radio. at one point okeeffe described flintoff as follows : eye like a dead fish
hes as strong as an ox
thats why they call him rhino
turns out okeeffe was actually referencing darren gough who when asked why his nicknames rhino said because im strong as an ox.
makes for an interesting series of substitutions and combinations in the signifying chain. dead fish…flintoff-ox-rhino-gough-flintoff…dead strong, dead eye, fish-ox-rhino, flintough-goff-flintough-goff
2. i think it was jonathan agnew who painted a portrait of justin langer standing at third slip :
arms crossed and his legs crossed
the kind of thoughful stance
a man adopts when hes dropped
a couple of catches