ashes 09 – preview

crickets mechanism

as the ashberys accumulate

clara accumulates

similarly the ball accumulates

runs are a mechanically produced stat

that is a stat with soul

produces sony

amalgams proliferate. particular amalgams repeat. particular amalgams sweep up other entities and the other amalgams theyre involved in. amalgams drop off, entities get left behind. clustersre forming all the time.

particular amalgams grow almost uncontrollably. have an attraction. the ashberys. clara. always the ball – it is designated this way. designation marks the end of free accumulation. it is practically true the ashberys are designated as attractive as well. clara as yet is not subject to designation and continues to freely accumulate.

nice to see warno back in the fold

we ricky ponting love to beat poms. we ricky ponting love the ashberys. there is so much behind this competition. entire empires, botham and stewart (alec)… all manner of vengeance, pride, humour, fetish, prejudice, moronic silliness n one upmanship. our ricky pontings designated patriotism. it is no easy thing for ricky ponting to admit how smart strauss was looking at the press conference in which, with such honesty and respect, he gave full support to flintoff. very much in contrast to the way we ricky ponting dealt with the symonds issue. symonds offers an alternative to us ricky ponting. the end of country, the freelance cricketer. ipl brings out the mercenaries. the ashberys the patriots. in my andrew symonds utopia the ashberys are contested between the ahmedabad rockets v the chennai super kings. 5 test series

for now we ricky ponting are familiar with england v australia. the basic cluster is surrounded by expectation. we ricky ponting are more familiar with australia than england. we ricky ponting are not as familiar with australia as we ricky ponting are used to. there is a lot of expectation and no certainty as to what may transpire ‚Äì has mcgrath muttered a prediciton? new faces nascent beards. warno in a new body. expanses of nothingness plugging absences – andrew mcdonald. clarke in a new abominable configuration ‚Äì clara (or clare?) additions are possible the prince of macksville appends to the prince of POS / bing lee clearly extends bingle. relations come about in all manner of ways. they hold together or fall apart to rise again or never be again. warno never was but is again. bananas hemulens n the smaller less secure people of winter. hughes. we cadel evans though that representation can be refused. wales. bring on sophia gardens its some way from lords.

pink experiment day 4

pontings come a long way with faith since perth v india last year when he had nothing but disdain for johnson and tait and would barely bowl them. he had no sense then of how hard johnson and tait were trying the limitlessness of their desire. the lack of result from this effort was not something ponting was used to he imagined they were not putting in or interested. over the last few weeks ponting learnt how effort can only so vaguely be statistically represented. he has also learnt how effort learns and through persistence comes to make a better showing of itself. faith in effort an allowance of time pontings declaration is fantastic its a game and pontings playing it to win despite the difficulties apparent in his attack. he sees now that his attack is robust and free from question he has faith no effort is lacking. bollinger will take 5.

should things fall against australia we will watch with interest how punters faith develops and beard grows

perth

The first 2 days were harsh days of cricket at its most distant and slippery (sunscreen smeared). I couldnt get a handle on it. The WACA is a beautiful little stadium but it needs a bit of care, an investment in more yards of shade cloth, and a review of its security co. contract. The WACA’s grassy banks should be the most perfect places to watch cricket from but they arent. Shade is too minimal and security is too imbecilic, overdone. Day 2 was 42 degrees, standing in the shade was banned. Stopping people from standing in thoroughfares at the SCG is fair enough – you can barely move at the SCG – but at the little WACA with its capacity of about 18000, theres barely even queues for hotdogs at lunch. Day 1 unfolded slowly with pace bowler after pace bowler shifting in and out of the attack – some nice partneships almost developed in the middle session. Clark/Johnson : Lee/Tait v Dravid/10dulkar. Dravid and 10 managed to hit odd boundaries diminishing the forms that were building up around them without ever really imposing any form themselves. These were cloudless skies. Day 2 there were hallucinations of sweet little m**key magic clouds whistling along, coming to sit above one’s head and slow the melting. But the real forms were elsewhere. The australian batting was imaginary, the shapes produced by the indian attack were unaccountable. Something beyond geometry. Australia needed ice but the conditions didnt support it. Some el sombreroed ones in the crowd spoke with respect of a banner that had been hung on the fence depicting m**key magic leaping from a golden cloud. It was no longer there and they wondered if it ever really was. The 3 indian pacemen were clearly enjoying being a pace attack.

Day 3 the test emerged into the real. Cloudcover. Clark and Lee in form. Even Tait, in the last over before lunch, was finding something that might have been called form. Unfortunately for Taito Ponting lacked any confidence in his spearthrower and Tait wasn’t seen after lunch. The middle session was a very curious one. Ponting had given up on Tait and Johnson all together. Laxman was batting with Dhoni. 1 more wkt and india could have been sunk with Australia needing to chase around 250/300. Dhoni was looking scratchy early. Ponting brings on Clarke and Symonds. Plays Dhoni into form. He waits a long long time before he brings Lee into the attack. It was unfathomable that, with the breakthrough absolutely imperative, Ponting didn’t even look like wanting it. Australia lost the test here. it was the first time ive ever seen Punter not back his team to do the job. His batting in the 2nd innings displayed the same lack of energy and belief. Sharma made him look clueless. Clarke’s 80 was the best innings of the match and Johnson won back some hearts with his swashbuckling batting at the jolly jolly end of the test after all had been decided. It was a great fun way to go down. The Swami army dancing dancing. One feels that the hearts Johnson won with his batting could be quite fickle though. For the first time in many years the Australian crowd are watching a team that they do not yet have faith in. Johnson and Tait bare the brunt of it. Popular opinion would have Tait never ever play another Test. I dearly hope he plays in Adelaide and gets some backing from his captain.

day 10 poems

magnum ponting

mode warne perpetual

every note youve ever played

ham pineapple glamour on the hill

mcgraths cutter 2 2s in 2 hrs o england

this is a tough journey hussey

enjoys vultures monitor attitude devour uncertainty

angels appeal & grunt they have longevity

and bowling brains bones distributed

like gulls pressure solid

citizens clamour on the hill

useless water dont bradman like cricket

i sony it

and here’s one i prepared long before the series began :

player profile for ricky ponting

ahab

o you merry deep bowlers of

england where do you lead

me so silently my savage crew

my cheekbones

ache with longing beneath my

ruined face

my monomaniac object

harmison i have taken on your bones

long bones i choose you

harmison

i will dismember my

dismemberer

day 5 poem

postmatch interviews by s odonnell

losing

if e keeps working hard and gives it is best if e

keeps working hard in the nets

ll take some encouragement from the 2nd innings

have to get into the game nothing

that hard work cant fix n dennis lillee

triumphant

its a pleasing start for us a

good performance for the team

he put his hand up n got the job done

for the team good job from day 1

done lads

v fine : day 2 poem

hussey v ponting

where will ricky go where will he take us

i go there with him and wait for the bowlers to come

to me

come to me

they can bowl that line out there forever

i give them nothing that could stretch my gorgeous positions

out of shape i wait for that gabba pill to

come to me

come to me

in my red label lounge

or securing the palings in my fence

modulating my innings during the drinks break

lemon lime tang cooling me to my heels

in these wide spaces i reflect upon the view

watching ponting sending rockets into that blue gabba sky

lifes good

lifes good

read the opposition

v fine : day 1 poems

harmison

a variety of bird phrases

infiltrate the stillness

occupying the moments

leading up to the

gabba opener hi

5 ends and the kfc ads begin

fuck the montages anthems

and huddles just bowl the

frikkin ball and

get searching for rhythm

ponting v marto

i see length

before anyone else

can marto sees width i envy

those vistas and the shots

he gets to feel in his hands

i experience only the swing

of the bat

there is no feeling

in my pullshot or

vicious front foot

AC/Gilchrist

i stood there and watched them celebrate

that day was the beginning

of the process

it all began there

a single cause to

devote life to

this missile tracking

technology will not bother me

the foundation of the narrative was laid

long before there

was anything to

seek revenge for

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read the opposition

day 1 : langer v flintoff v australia

the figure of hayden walking onto the pitch with the bat raised above his head one hand grasping the handle of the bat the other the toe, stretching his shoulders. an immense and stirring image to lead up to the first delivery of the 2006/7 ashes series.

but hayden proved insignificant. the day started off frenetically as rhythms, forms and settled periods of control were sought. harmison was bowling vicious lengths but along aberrant lines. langer was the first to find control and despite not quite finding perfect touch he owned the game for the first session. hayden disappeared completely with the score on 70 odd, a wkt which did nothing other than allow another immense figure to begin his challenge to langer’s supremacy. though flintoff’s celebration was powerful there was a sense that the roar was nothing but histrionics – flintoff himself appeared acutely aware that hayden was insignificant. flintoff v langer was the great epic narrative truly sprouting from the carefully tended soil of the gabba. it could have been decisive. as it turned out flintoff got his man but it was too late and flintoff’s efforts were too solitary. flintoff v australia. the wkt came too early for langer to claim any epic status for his innings. the way he batted today had a bitterness to it rarely seen. great batsman he is he badly wants to be achilles – i get the sense he’s building to a big finish to his career, something absolutely spectacular, there’s some careful diabolical plotting going on in justin’s sage head.

the rest of the day belonged to australia and ponting. controlled, patient, superbly executed, loving batting. dreary bowling. ashley giles becomes more boring with each test wkt he takes. england rarely appealed. before taking the new ball flintoff let the shadow from the grandstand grow until it was crossing the pitch at exactly the point the ball would be leaving his hand. flintoff understands light and shade and how it effects the ability to pick up the ball but was unable to find the precise lines and lengths he was hitting earlier in the day. the second new ball seemed innocuous.

20 out of 20

Oh what irresistible fun the 20 20 match turned out to be the other night. What an inane giggly joy it brought about and sustained (for at least 23 or 24 overs out of the 40). How splendid the Australians looked in their grey or gun metal or … hell the uniforms were SILVER. The intense moment of joy when one realises it actually says MARTO on the back of Marto‘s shirt, or PUNTER on Punter‘s… the intrigue of trying to discover who SARFRAZ really is, or the daytime identity of the cleverly disguised MR CRICKET

I think it’s the same or a similiar joy (as least quantatively) to the one Punter antcipates so earnestly in the field (the joy of the sharp piece of fielding, the direct hit or the impossibly quick snare). This adrenalin filled anticipation was made palpable by the superb socio/psychological experiment carried out by Channel 9 whereby the team’s captains were wired for sound and briefly at points throughout the commentary were asked to answer questions from the commentating team. Ponting was prowling about like a hungry tiger bouncing up and down and walking backwards and forwards and in cirlces, waiting for the ball to be delivered and something great to happen, talking at 160 km/hr.

The only disappointment of the evening was that Ice Cold 3000 didn’t get to play. It was unfathomable really, the high drama of 20 20 would seem perfect for a player with Nel’s professional theatrical experience. He should have at least had a mic, and a camera following whatever sneaky, dastardly tricks he was getting up to while everyone else was thoroughly distracted by the game.