mcgarth

my loyal readers you may remember a scoop that was broken by one of my superlowkey cricket infiltrators back in 05 regarding glenn mcgrath and the transformation he was preparing himself to undergo immediately the right moment arrived. Further research into this unusual, perhaps slightly unreasonable, tactic of mcgraths reveals that it is not a new strategy, but in fact a process that has been going on since the beginning of time. As in the contemporary moment we await the morphing of glenn mcgrath into glinn mcgrith, there was a historical moment in which another cricketer passed into the mcgrath state. And before that a whole metempsychotic series of precedents to what is most easily referred to as glenn mcgrath. There is a character in popular japanese mythology known as gankutsuou, or the king of the caves. This figure is the immortal energy of purified revenge that embodies itself in chosen beings unleashing series of vengeful action. When gankutsuou leaves the cave & possesses its next fast bowler everything becomes vast & the rhythms of the cloud shapes are made significant by its power.

before glenn mcgrath there was garth mckenzie. if the anagrammatic closeness of the names and the matching smile lines around the eyes are not fully convincing, documentary evidence exists in which passers-by declare themselves to have witnessed the moment gankutsuou inhabited the garth. This line appears in garths player profile – nothing seemed to ruffle him, although when stirred he [was] possessed [by] a wicked bouncer.

music review (singles) : incomplete

The selection comittee has met and decided that Australia must retain the same batting line up that has appeared in the previous 4 tests. Hayden must play. It would be cheating the narrative of the series if changes were to be made. Those that have dug their burrows must be the ones given the chance to dig themselves out. The responsibility must be borne squarely on these shoulders. They will be the desperate ones.

The desperation is very clear in the passion with which the Australian top 5 deliver their latest single ‘incomplete’ – the most powerful song to hit the charts since Robbie Williams’ heyday. While the lyrics of the song contain a certain sense of having given up hope, a resignation that now, with Steve Waugh long gone, the Ashes too are lost, the delivery of the song contains a searing emotion, a searing heart, that can only be built out of pure hope or even exact knowledge that it is within them to fill the empty spaces that are filling them up with holes – there is little room to doubt, in this impassioned and rawly honest self appraisal of where the Australian batting line up finds itself, that they will finally deliver that final telling blow. On the back of this song, the backstreet boys reaffirm their position as one of the greatest boybands in the world.

The second track on the ‘incompleete’ single contains the line – ‘lets not talk about a possible ending’.

there is only the wait

ah the frustration! Wating waiting waiting for some Australian player to lead a true and spirited fightback. Waiting for someone to launch themselves (in this topsy turvy world it is Flintoff who keeps launching himself deep into the spheres, taking his comrades with him) out of the hole that the Australians just keep digging themselves deeper and deeper into. They remind me of the creature in Kafka’s story ‘The Burrow’. It begins with a line something like, ‘I have just completed my burrow and I believe it to be perfect’. The rest of the story has the creature becoming more and more desperately paranoid about the noises of the small fry that he can hear tunneling in the earth around his burrow – he becomes convinced that the sounds he hears are being made by one massive predator against which his burrow will be no safeguard, slowly getting closer and closer. Despite this the creature is enamoured of his construction and will leave it only for the shortest snatches and only to watch over its entrance like a guard. Though it is clearly inadequate, he is unable to launch forth from his underground dwelling and the burrow becomes a trap. But of course there is still hope. In Deleuze and Guattari’s reading of ‘The Burrow’ the creature’s description of the dwelling is a ruse to trick the enemy. It is the enemy that will be trapped by the perfectly functioning machine that the burrow in fact is. The burrow is not a defensive trench, the creature fears nothing. Australia have forced England to make Australia follow on. Michael Clarke will never be in a better position to realise his full potential and free himself from the burden of restraint.

My favourite films from this year’s Melbourne International Film Festival

The problem that one has to deal with after a bit of a mean & cruel post like my last one is that one really should be putting full support behind the loser, hoping with urgency that he will rise above himself and his oppressors and bring down their government. In the film Kung Fu Hustle for example I badly needed the perennial loser to undergo the freeing of his chi so that he could become The One, I needed him to unleash the full force of the Buddhist Palm technique and defeat the Beast and his Axe Gang backers. But I don’t feel any of this for England, I want them to never win the Ashes again basically. In justifying this I think it’s to do with the manner of loser we are dealing with. The loser in Kung Fu Hustle, when given the opportunity, grasps it with both palms and fully exploits it. The Beast lands a heavy blow and sends him sailing far into the stratosphere, so high in fact that he meets a Buddha on a cloud up there, The One takes the moment to pay his respects to the Buddha, accepts the blessing, and returns to Earth to bury the Beast once and for all. It’s that thing about taking your chances. Making your own luck. I’ve described earlier how Nasser Hussain represents another form of loser, that which has the world at their feet but lets it slip by, lets the opportunities fade. In Road Runner cartoons the viewer never, despite the incessant terrible fortunes of Wile E Coyote, wants Coyote to get Road Runner. This is because poor fortune doesn’t really play a part – there are always moments when Coyote has Road Runner within his grasp. But then there is always a pause – to ready the knife and fork, tie the napkin around the neck, or even just raise the arms a little higher and make victory-at-long-last all the more sweetly dramatic. At which point RR disappears underground, entering a tunnel, the entrance to which Coyote doesn’t make – and so he bites earth again. Nasser’s spirit haunts England still. In this article, Ashley Giles exhibits a paranoia that may not be ill founded – he feels that there are past England players undermining the efforts of the team in a bid to make sure they fail, for if they were to succeed the sad past would only seem all the more sad – the old guys would feel insufficent.

In the press the English lead up to the second test has been all ex players finding fault with and offering unwelcome tired advice to the current squad. On the other hand the Australian opening pair has exhibited a great flair for imagery and bristling atmosphere. Justin’s description of the English batsmen being in coffins (or MRI scanners) constructed by McGrath and Warne is chilling. But in terms of imparting a sense of cool foreboding, Hayden’s statement that he just doesn’t care about England was simply fantastic.

“In the run-up to the game, there had been a lot written about England, and I‚Äôm not trying to be arrogant when I say this, but I don‚Äôt really care about them. We know that if we are playing to the best of our ability then England will not come close to us.”

It caused a lot of fuss on the cricket blogs about the place but really, if Road Runner’s running at peak then WEC just isn’t going to come close is he? I love it. The general tidings are for a big Justin & Matty partnership. It would be especially great to see a century from Matty in this mode. What an incredible thing it would be to behold. The carefree century. Not in a joyous, high-spirited way but careless in that dark, brutal nihilistic sense. An absolutely reckless, uncaring, irresponsible mass of runs. Matty’s complete self-interest can only be understood when it is considered that the self-interest involves a deep, immanent interest in runs. A single huge desire for runs and nothing else. Matty assumes this desire into his being and puts himself in the precarious position of being nothing without runs. A big innings in this state would look and feel like a searing desperate violence – ‘Beat’ Takeshi in Blood and Bones. Its kind of awful but awesome – certainly compelling. It would be a wonderfully disturbing thing to see on a cricket field. I want it bad.

Michael Clarke, Clarkey, Clarkie, Clarkster (the boy whose powers make him sad)

A few weeks ago I saw the movie Volcano High. I was struck by a resemblance, perhaps it was just something in the bleachbetween the shit hot hero, of VH and golden boy MC. Perhaps it goes a bit beyond the hair. Kim, the VH protagonist has massive powers, he may be young but his powers exceed even those of the most feared teacher’s. It seems all Kim needs is to learn a little finesse. Such great power can not be unleashed lightly, without rigorous attention to the impact the unleashing could have upon the world. In the movie this attentiveness is what Kim is learning. All throughout VH Kim is getting involved in minor scraps with other students at VH. Though he is impeccably capable of defeating every comer, and despite wanting so badly to show what he is capable of in order to impress the captain of the Kendo team with whom he is smitten, Kim is continually, at the crucial point in the combat, reminded by a voice or a flashback that he must exercise restraint, that the reckless wielding of such great power as his can only lead to death. Kim is represented in one revelatory flashback as the boy whose powers make him sad. Kim is disciplined and without fail he fails to capitalise on the unbeatable position he has worked his way into. He lets his opponents beat him into the mud, in front of the girl of his dreams he willingly offers himself up to disgrace. But he has shown enough of his talents that there are those in the film that realise his greatness – the girl of course thinks he’s alright all along. Clarkey’s had 2 big innings in test cricket. His debut match in India and his home ground debut at the Gabba against nz. That is to say he’s put himself in positions where prodigious greatness has been well within his grasp. But of a night there have been whispers in his head. Whoa back there son, think of the game, don’t let it all go too early, protect your power, think of the ones around you & whatyou will destroy. So MC has satisified himself with small cameos and disappointing shots down deep fielders throats just when he looked to be striking the ball so cleanly. Displaying promise but not going on with it. In the end of VH Kim finally unleashes his full and now perfectly focussed powers upon the brilliant yet evil replacement teacher who is terrorising the school. An immense conflict ensues in the rain, Kim harnesses all the power the storm has to offer and leaves his opponent for dead, gets the girl… It will be interesting to see what happens in the Ashes if things are a little damp & a big innings from Clarkey is desperately required.

Everyone loves Volcano High in much the same way as everyone loves Clarkey. Buried but irresistible forces take to the sky – this is what happens in instances of volcanoes – during the Ashes, hearts long won already will be won once and for all.

Ahab’s prohpecy

Just a couple of days ago I happened upon the following passage from Moby Dick (Penguin classics 1992 edition, p 183)

– The prophecy was that I should be dismembered; and – Aye! I lost this leg. I now prophesy that I will dismember my dismemberer. Now, then, be the prophet and the fulfiller in one. That’s more than ye, ye great gods, ever were. I laugh and hoot at ye, ye cricket-players, ye pugilists, ye deaf Burkes and blinded Bendigoes! I will not say as schoolboys do to bullies, – Take some one of your own size; don’t pommel me! No, ye’ve knocked me down, and I am up again; but ye have run and hidden. Come forth from behind your cotton bags! I have no long gun to reach ye. Come, Ahab’s compliments to ye; come and see if ye can swerve me. Swerve me? ye cannot swerve me, else ye swerve yourselves! man has ye there. Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run. Over unsounded gorges, through the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents’ beds, unerringly I rush! Naught’s an obstacle, naught’s an angle to the iron way! –

The prophecy is of a force rushing underground to acheive an inevitable end. Of course, as with all prohecy, it must be left up to the commentators, those great interpreters, to decide which parts of the prohecy apply to which segment of the current or impending situation – There is no doubt that Melville had a pretty clear idea of who was going to win this Ashes series, it’s just a matter of nutting out the correspondences. Who is dismembered and who will be the dismemberer. Who is lagging behind and still playing just cricket? Sailing, tunneling or riding patiently on to meet their epic fate.

Chester-Lee-Street

The game Australia are playing is a game of extreme measure and control. In the past week a lot has been said, jokingly, in desperate search for an answer to the strange problem that had arisen, about Australia lulling the English into a false sense of security. While I don’t buy this, and don’t believe for one moment that any of last weeks shananigans were planned, it is incontestable that there was something very lulling about the way Australia went about building its innings last night. It was careful, considered and patient batting. None of the brute domination that we are used to seeing, the beligerent power. Australia are starting from degree zero, slowly working up, making minor adjustments here and there – fitting their rhythms in with the rhythms of English conditions and English wickets. The total lack of panic that they have shown, the calmness they’ve presented must be worrying to the English camp. On last night’s performance they are getting close to tuned. Once the final, fine alterations are made Australia will be playing from a base that is already practically invincible, in full command with a total understanding of the environment and the forces that it is operating with. From here, at various points in time, timed with precision, we will see them launch back into the old intimidating style of abuse we are accustomed to. A carefully plotted route of drilling and launching. It will be phenomenal to watch. Lulling, and then a sudden sharp violence. A Kitano film.

reassurance

Personally I don’t buy into the hysteria being spread by the likes of David Koch on Sunrise or in the faithless press. (The loss to Bangladesh was far from embarrassing – it was fantastic, couldn’t have been better. It was, surely, an aberration and an aberration in a truly irregular series of aberrations, but frankly it was just great). When it comes to cricket one should never let faith desert oneself with any degree of rapidity. Faith must be eroded away like a rock. The work the Australian team has put in over the last 20 years has lead to an immense form, the belief in which can not be let go of lightly. Still, I am well aware there are times when reassurance is required.

In the Epic of Gilgamesh, in the lead up to his tour of the Forest of Cedar to battle the ogre Humbaba, Gilgamesh has a series of 5 terrible nightmares – mountains rise up and fall upon him, and pin him down. On waking from each he is comforted by Enkidu who convinces him to go on and to rid himself of the fear that has been set in him. I have no doubt that Jason Dizzy Gilgamesh Gillespie’s nightmares are about to come to end, his Enkidu has been working hard and Dizzy will smite Humbaba in the neck. Dizzy will no longer be restrained by the weight of the mountain or the difficulty of moving underground, he will lead the Australian team to the usual glorious victory.

cmon bangladesh!

ah the extraordinary events keep coming! The excitement builds and builds each time Australia slump to another embarrassing defeat.

They played a strange game against Bangladesh last night. They batted like the air was too thick to make the ball move through. Maybe it was humid but Cardiff isn’t exactly tropical. At times it looked as though Bangladesh had 22 players on the field, every shot went straight to a fielder. And Bangladesh were tight, they didn’t let things slip. Still, 249 should have been plenty to defend. Australia’s bowling, though, was even stranger than their batting. Due to tiredness and the frustration that comes with trying to watch cricket when one is tired and can’t apply oneself as rigorously to the task as one would like I only managed to watch Australia’s first 12 overs. But it was plodding stuff. Gillespie seems to be almost walking in and trying to bowl a good stock ball every single ball – there’s no variation and no zip, and none of the brutal incisive heroic lines that usually accompany the legendary hair so well. It was almost as though Australia had reverted to trying to play some sort of base game, some sort of ascetic drill in which no ball must be delivered in anger or with any sort of flair. It was like they were drilling. Trying to create a base of correct action upon which they will later begin building something more audacious. Sometime in the Ashes perhaps deliveries will start to rise violently, cut, spit or move along lines that the batsmen find tenuous and diffcult to grasp. For now Australia are going through the motions of mundane production. And it can’t work for them because these players are all too rampantly great to restrict themselves to this form of impassive zero degree form. Even McGrath who is the master of mechanical reproduction of pure basic form, even his mechanics have lost spirit. A Kompressor engine without dreams and vital passionate energies doesn’t make for much of a Mercedes-Benz. It’s going to so exciting to watch Australia’s methods in trying to build their way up from this platform that they have set for themselves. Perhaps, even, they will keep building down and go underground (drilling) and then we will see cricket that we have never seen the like of before. The soil in England is soft – this is the logical place & moment for Australia to select to take their reinvention of cricket to new strata. Cricket has occupied the grass and the air, at times i think it has even occupied the oceans – now it will occupy the deep layers of the earth itself. Only one cricketer has been there before. Michael Slater was there in the previous Ashes tour of England in 2001. He inspired the move. Australia will now continue the work he began, at such a cost to his own being. They will perfect his methods (last night Ponting was batting with a method strangely similar to that used by Slater during that fateful last tour – trying to turn everything to leg). Slats will yet become the stuff of gigantor legend.