El Warno is the king. Without question. He is irreproachable. Entire people have long been uneasy about his indiscretions – there are no longer, and never have been any indiscretions. El Warno has licence to do as he likes, he has earnt total immunity from judgement & moral zealotries. Through his work, his tireless exertions and his focus on attaining the perfect state in which to produce leg spin he has earnt the right to be exactly as he will be. He is the absolute role model, the ideal human. The next person who thinks they are funny because they can mention El Warno and Mobile Phones in the same thetic space shall be struck down by a bottle of El Warno’s prestige line of red wine. The good authority is that it makes your world spin after a single glass – and of course it does, what else would it do?