Andre Nel Ice Cold 3000

The crowd shouting ‘Nel is a wanker’ could be far more ingenious and turn the chant into ‘Nel is a baddy’. He is the archetypal panto villain. The crowd should be shouting ‘he’s behind you’ to the umpire as he runs in to bowl. They’ve got the booing down to a tee it must be said. The air is always thick with nelodrama when he’s skulking around the corner!

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Nick Whittock’s 2nd book hows its (inken publisch) will be ready for the summer. In 2012 he had a chapbook published in the Vagabond Rare Objects series. It has a picture of a cricket bat on the front cover. His first book's cover was a reproduction of a photograph of cricketers lying on the ground.

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  1. Hah! I went to the 3day 4.1.06 of the AUS vs RSA test match, and let me tell you, how much the crowd (backed by a most obvious bunch of drunk aussies) gave it to Nel! Chanting “Nel is a wanka” *clap clap clap clap clap*, “Nel is a girl’s name” *clap clap clap clap clap* and various other ‘insults’. It was very funny though, and as a supporter of the Aussies myself, couldn’t help but join in; but, then again, it was an extremely catchy tune.

    For the first few times Nel pretended not to hear it, but later, as a entertainer he is, turned around and put his hand to his hear (in a way meaning he couldn’t hear what everyone was saying) and then shortly afterwards started to join in with the clapping. He was probably a bit annoyed at first, but I think inside he loved getting all the attention.

    It was very funny. I love cricket!

    – Mia

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